If you were asked to describe your job in one sentence what would you say?

The Top 10

1.Help people hate each other: Divorce Lawyer

2.Stand on a field and get yelled at for hours: Baseball Umpire

3.Talk in other people’s sleep: College Professor

4.Call people who know what they’re doing and ask them what they’re doing: Incident Manager

5.Show people how beautiful the Earth would be without them: Mountain Landscape Photographer

6.Make people feel bad about their work: Quality Assurance Tester

7.Repeatedly fix what you repeatedly break: IT Director

8.Clean up an animal that makes more money than me in a year: Assistant Horse Trainer

9.Write words that no one wants to read: Technical Writer

10.Make food that is as healthy before it goes in your body as when it comes back out: Fast Food Employee